Bad Boy Commissar Causes Stir
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Braggs Vaingloire |
IMPERIUM OF MAN - ADEPTUS ADMINISTRATUM
OFFICE OF COMPLIANCE: D'KEDDES REGIMENT MEMORANDUM
To: Colonel Roger "Jolly" Ringveld , D'Keddes IV Regiment From: High-Preceptor Elias Morvane, Adeptus Administratum Compliance Division Date: 0084023.M423 Re: Inadvisable Consorting with Xenos
SUMMARY
Recent intelligence reports relayed to this office indicate a troubling trend regarding your command. It has come to our attention that troops in your regiment have engaged in unsanctioned and deviant contact with non-human females of an as-yet-unidentified xenos species. Furthermore, there are concerns that your lax oversight has contributed to this issue becoming widespread.
IMPLICATIONS
The Adeptus Administratum and our Holy Inquisition allies view this behaviour as a grave threat to Imperial purity and a potential source of heretical corruption. The Ordo Xenos has expressed interest in investigating this matter to ascertain the true nature of these xenos infiltrators.
CORRECTIVE MEASURES
IMPERIAL REMINDER
The galaxy teems with xenos filth, Colonel. Your duty, as is the duty of all loyal Imperial servants, is to purge such abominations, not consort with them. Should further transgressions occur under your watch, the full weight of Imperial authority will be brought against you.
The Emperor Protects, High-Preceptor Elias Morvane (Dictated but not read)
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