Skirmish Out In The Badlands
By Crippet Toe
|An image obtained from Gil Spooge|
+++Tolerance is the vanity of the weak+++
Astropath Found In Embarrassing Circumstances
By Buxtone Crebstalker
|Using dolls, staff members recreate |
Drool and Slapp's possible actions.
+++Insidious are the wiles of the sinful+++
By Ricco Chunk
+++A faithful servant nevers complains.+++
The Search Continues....
By Ludeley Stange
|Bizarro apparently under guard.|
++++Notoriety is the vanity of the unjust++++
Archeotech Dig, Looters Feared
By Polac Greiss : Business Editor
|Evans and his party leave for Muck Holla|
++++The disgruntled worker is a breeding ground for heresy+++
Volunteers are wanted to help at the Uncle Ick's Orphanage and Adoption Agency. A recent mine collapse has led to a large number of specimens needing urgent adoption. All ages. Contact Qualid Zepp, U.I.O.A.A. Headquarters, Three Armed Alley, Fornication Gulch.
The Slag Valley Bullett staff wish to apologise to the proprietor of Syzlak's Bar, Chug Syzlak after incorrectly referring to it as Syzlak's Pukerie (Slag Valley Bullett #9). It is in fact a seller of legal intoxicants and is in no way connected or affiliated to Madame Fung's Drink Til You Pukerie.