Rogue Trader Attacked!
By Aurelia Charga
Once again, honest Imperial servants have been attacked by Xenos. This time it was the crew of the Fólkvangr, a Rogue Trader vessel Their assailants were of alien origin but it remains vague who they were. The attack occurred in a remote auto loading bay while Fólkvangr was refuelling. Luckily the crew were on hostile environment drill (a common occurrence on Necromundan facilities) and we're prepared for unwanted incursions. It is believed the attack was opportunistic in nature and not premeditated. Cornelia Drachmann, captain of the Fólkvangr said "we were set upon by filthy xenon scum, shooting at us with abandon! It is my belief they were Genestealer in origin. One of them got in amongst us and took down two of my crew. Luckily we mobbed the beast and left it lying in a pool of its own ichor!". Drachmann went on to state "we were coming under heavy fire so we retreated to the ship". An Adeptus Sanitorum crew swept the area but found no evidence of the aliens. Interrogator Jenna Pursuivant who had only returned from a mission in the lower hive went on record to state she believed her mission was a distraction. The true motives of the aliens remain a disturbing puzzle. One thing is for certain, there are Imperium hating alien scum loose somewhere in Hive Primus and all citizens are advised to use extreme prejudice when dealing with non humans.
++Shoot First and let the Xenos be afraid+++
Gamma Corp Changed My Gender
By Spatch Puberty
|Bangs several months ago.|
+++Mercy is for the Indecisive+++
Lawlessness in Squat Downs
By Bespoke Kitchens
+++Ware the Abhuman and his temptations+++
Inept Xenos Farcical Theft Attempt
By Ludely Stange
The Robbers militant were once again involved in a skirmish with what may be the start of some
Xenos invasion. Whilst employed by an unnamed trading company to guard some merchandise, the Robbers were once more set upon by a group that they had attacked recently (Slag Valley Bullet #10). in what was thought to be a reprisal for the previous attack these possible Xenos attempted to capture the items from under the noses of the mercenary group. The timely arrival of the rest of the unit saw off the attackers, but it is thought that the main reason for the failure of the attack was a lack of ammunition. A brief initial burst of automatic weaponry was followed by the intruders attempting to rush the mercenaries with little or no covering fire. When questioned by this reporter, Gaston - leader of the Robbers Militant said "These creeps showed very little military nous. They were either ill equipped, badly led or just plain stupid!". Our own Xenos authority - Semper Excreedius was not available for comment following a fall at his home last week. Get well soon Semper!
|Image taken from Domecam #324|
+++Rejoice in the many arms of salvation+++
The Emperor's Thumb Causes Outrage
By Cuckold Stranglethorpe IV
|Some locals admiring the installation?|
+++Even The Thumb Toe Of The Martyr Is Blessed+++
By Pastor Pyranium Devout
|Persuivant, Tefal & Greylocks last week|
+++Burn The Heretic and his Honeyed Lies+++
The Ammunition for the Elderly charity event will take place the entire lunar cycle of Decimurder. Bring along any unwanted ammo of weaponry so our senior citizens can defend themselves from heretics and mutants just like younger and more productive members of society. The venue, Old Migginses effluent plant, Rat Warren. Contact Jerdiniah Miggins Rat Warren.
Cut Price Pack Slaves! Due to an influx on new specimens and an overstocked warehouse Pack Slave Heaven is offering a once in a lifetime offer. Buy two used pack slaves and receive a third free! Only healthy units sold. A number ex rental pit slaves are now in stock also. Contact Vestibule Carcass, Misery Lane, Slag Valley.