By Ludley Stange
|Image from authorised Servo Skull BNQ6694|
By Crippet Toe
Images of those who committed the escape.
Anyone sighting these individuals should contact Gulka Silice, Sinner's Pit Maximum Security Penitorum , Sinner's Pit. A spiritual reward is being offered for information leading to the capture of these individuals.
Botanical Warfare in The Hive
By Aurelis Charga
|Some Spiker Plants|
The Plague of Abhumans Continues
By Pastor Pyranium Devout
Following the ejection of Abhuman Squats from the vicinity one local business has suffered the depredations of a number of ratlings. Local trader Burgu Chunce has lost over a hundred credits worth of fortified slime & fungoid wine. He claims "some posh geezer comes in looking for directions and while I tells 'im where to go, these ratty fraggers nick loads of me stuff! I din't actually see them but they seemed a lot fatter going out.". Unconfirmed rumours claim that Jenna Pursuivant's group were involved in a fracas with a number of individuals of which several ratlings were present. Concerned locals are patrolling settlements with height sticks - if your height is not within official Imperial guidelines then on the spot edification is meted out. Headcrusher - leader of The Sons Of Slagarchy has volunteered to go on an abhuman hunt "for the good of the community".
By Cuckold Stranglethorpe IV
Celebrity Cat Missing
By Ricco Chunk
|Bizzaro the Cat.|
Bullet wounds? Broken bones? Severed arms? We can rebuild you! Keen prices. Contact Farbio Bole on Martyrs Lane, Fornication Gulch.
Genuine Spiker plant antidote, some minor side effects. No refunds. Contact Derp Spiv, Five Exits Plaza, Choker's Dome.
If you would like to advertise in the Slag Valley Bullett contact Polac Greiss, Comerce Block 3, Castigation Row, Slag Valley.