Filthy Man-eaters
The idyllic peace around Slag Valley was once more interrupted by a large scale incursion of a scavvy clan led by the scrofuletic Tomb Dog. A neighbourhood watch group of Delaques called The Clobs were attacked whilst they went about their law abiding business. Witness reports claimed that there were a good number of scavvys including several mutants. It is thought the scavvy gang was intent on plundering the Clobs stash of finely wrought antique gates & cooking receptacles. After an intense firefight the Delaque group drove off the mutated miscreants, only to find out that in the confusion two members of the group were taken captive and spirited away. A posse of concerned citizens have been formed to rescue the two unfortunates. If you would like to volunteer, contact Burg Mersell at the Twisted Prospector drinking establishment.
Chug Syzlak has announced he is opening a bar on Mutie Carcass Alley in Fornication Gulch. The date is to be confirmed but believed to be the 37th of Gunuary. There will be a free shot of Third Rate for the first 25 customers. Facilities include weapon stowage, free purified air and a trained dancing rat called Melvyn. Chug is also rumored to have hired famed arm wrestler & singer Burzil Trench for wagering & entertainment.
Imperial Aggression!
Our valiant lads from the 819th Necromundan regiment were once more called into action when on garrison duty on Bishop's World in the Glock system. A force of treacherous Xenos aided by renegade Space Marines attacked without warning. Battle was joined and the forces of righteousness prevailed over the hideous alien menace. Many brave Necromundan guardsmen fell that day, but one deed stands out, trooper Canto Bolofsky destroyed an enemy Dreadnaught, only to be slain attempting to destroy a second. A memorial is being held in Hab-Dome 42166QS as it is believed, that was where he is originally from.
Saved in the Nick of Time
++ BREAKING NEWS++
A dramatic confrontation took place in the semi collapsed Choker's Dome where members of The Clobs cornered the Tomb Dogs apparently preparing to eat two captives taken in a raid several days previously. Purgative Jessop 27, was an eye witness. "I was follerin' The Clobs in case they found them Tomb Doggers (I lost my best sump mule - Bessie, an' I reckon thems the ones that took it), when alluva suddens all hell breaks loose! Bullets were flying and The Clobs just managed to pull their boys outta a big pot before they got et! Didn't find my mule though.". It is believed that two members of the rescue team were slain. The Tomb Doggers seems to have fled the area.
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